Series One - Episode Three

First aired 20 January 2004

Jill regresses Cath to a past life at the Swallows Fun & Fellowship Group meeting. She says Cath was a French fruitseller called Dalian who had an affair with a married dwarf, and that's why she's got MS now, as punishment.

Jill buys Cath Caro Bibben's Celebrating Celibacy programme. She tells Cath that the Vicar and Sue tried it, and whereas before Sue had rampant thrush and terrible halitosis, after completing the programme, her thrush is completely cured.

Beauty by Jill
Hot copper fox with a burst cheddar sprinkle, Club Cut, Blackberry Glosser, Big Booster Blow - some of the hair treatments on offer at Jill's salon.

The doctor tells Jill that Terry's tumour has practically gone. Jill says she wants to give Terry the news. She tells him that it's increased from the size of a grapefruit to the size of a pineapple. Medium sized.

Jill gatecrashes Cath & Don's dinnerparty with the Vicar and Sue. She finds an opportunity to sneak her knickers into Don's pocket. Cath finds them in the night and kicks him out.

New man...

Gina: How's your wife? It must be tough with her MS.

Don: Yeah, I do find it difficult.

Gina: I meant for her..

Clip: Jill's aerodynamic jogging...