The Bureau de Change of the Mind - ‘A Big Obelisk'

Despite previously claiming that he has a better life than any monarch from before the 80s, is John willing to budge to a ruler further back in time?

Plus, would George VI have had access to Pizza Express? Did he ever taste spaghetti? And would he feel the innate human condition of a lack of Queen?

No matter what, in case you didn't know, pain relief remains Elis’s big thing.