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Life on Mars

DI Sam Tyler and DCI Gene Hunt
Watching the detectives: Sam and Gene

Pure Gene-ius

Is he mad, back in time or in a coma? It’s time to find out the truth of DI Sam Tyler’s predicament in Life On Mars and bid a fond farewell to the three-day week, old school policing, nights down the boozer and our favourite 70s cop, DCI Gene Hunt.

Life on Mars

Life On Mars concludes on BBC One at 9pm on Tuesday 10 April

As much the series has been Sam’s story, it’s his boss Gene that has stolen the show with a selection of one liners, some so richly dyed in political incorrectness, they’d even make Bernard Manning wince.

Be it greeting a bunch of Irish labourers with a jovial ‘Top of the morning’ or ask DC Annie Cartwright to go and detect him ‘a nice packet of Garibaldis’, his words have been a constant thorn in Sam’s modern-thinking side.

But what has been his greatest line? Obviously, as any fan of the programme knows, there’s a fair few we couldn’t write here, but of those we can, here’s our ten favourites:

Introducing himself to Sam:
"Gene Hunt. Your DCI. And it’s 1973. Almost dinner time. I’m having hoops."

DCI Gene Hunt
A law unto himself: DCI Gene Hunt

To a group of children playing by his car:
"Anything happens to this motor and I come over your houses and stamp on all your toys. Got it?"

Interviewing a suspect:
"You know, if you were Pinocchio, you’d have just poked my eye out."

On Sam’s crime scene analysis:
"What are you doing now? Listening for Indian drums?"

Talking to a journalist:
"I listen to the snot in my hankie before I listen to you."

On Sam’s mentor:
"DI Frankenstein, wasn’t it? He certainly lumbered me with a monster."

As the women pick keys from a bowl at a very adult party:
"It’s better than Mr and Mrs, this."

After Sam admits he was in love:
"You great soft, sissy, girlie, nancy, french, bender, Man United supporting puff!"

Describing a suspect:
"He's got fingers in more pies than a leper on a cookery course."

On trying to solve a crime:
"I've come at this from more angles than Linda Lovelace."

Which do you think is the best? Vote for your line of Pure Gene-ius on the right. Life On Mars concludes on BBC One at 9pm on Tuesday 10 April.

last updated: 11/04/07
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